dack janiels

19 year old mancunian.
  • Friend: go ask
  • Me: no you go ask
  • Friend: no you
  • Me: fine can i have ketchup

camom18:

Can everyone just take a moment to think about the fact that they are married in real life

(Source: marcelozzz, via bethtowse)

I stayed up til stupid o clock last night watching the first 6 episodes of orange is the new black and I’m so in love I can’t deal with it. 

Anonymous asked: is smash ur only friend

fk u

fagsindubai:

So this is what happens when you tell your two gay dads that they’re going to be grandpas.

let’s play spot the bottom

(Source: tyleroakley, via malibu5ever)

shutupaubrey:

the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store

(via hex-e)